lovelyanyamarie:
do my eyes decieve me? is that you on th e dash??

Why yes, Anya. I’m no longer off the map.

dailybunny:

Hello! Can You Come Out to Play?

Thanks, Hilary and bunnies Simba and Maddox! Hillary writes, “Simba and her newly adopted friend, Maddox, love hanging out in each other’s litter boxes and getting to know each other!”

justlikeporcelain:
TEXT: I miss you. Why aren't you home yet? :(

justlikeporcelain:

blainewarblerdapperson:

TEXT: I’ll be home soon. <3

TEXT: Don’t we live in an apartment?

TEXT: SAME THING. 

TEXT: ON MY WAY UP. 

justlikeporcelain:
TEXT: I miss you. Why aren't you home yet? :(

justlikeporcelain:

blainewarblerdapperson:

TEXT: I’ll be home soon. <3

TEXT: Hurry.

TEXT: IN THE DRIVEWAY. 

justlikeporcelain:
TEXT: I miss you. Why aren't you home yet? :(

justlikeporcelain:

blainewarblerdapperson:

TEXT: I’ll be home soon. <3

TEXT: Don’t say that because I might step into the shower without you.

TEXT: But I’m aLMOST HOME. 

justlikeporcelain:
TEXT: I miss you. Why aren't you home yet? :(

justlikeporcelain:

blainewarblerdapperson:

TEXT: I’ll be home soon. <3

TEXT: What if I want to tease you?

TEXT: Fine. But please, please, please, just let me take you into the shower, push you up against the wall, and fuck you. Please. 

TEXT: You can’t say things like that, and not expect my mind to wander.

justlikeporcelain:
TEXT: I miss you. Why aren't you home yet? :(

justlikeporcelain:

blainewarblerdapperson:

TEXT: I’ll be home soon. <3

TEXT: Good ;)

TEXT: KURT, PLEASE SPARE ME SOME TIME BY TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES BEFORE I GET HOME.

justlikeporcelain:
TEXT: I miss you. Why aren't you home yet? :(

justlikeporcelain:

blainewarblerdapperson:

TEXT: I’ll be home soon. <3

TEXT: Okay. So is that a no?

TEXT: NO, THAT IS NOT A NO. 

TEXT: I WILL BE HOME SOON. 

justlikeporcelain:
TEXT: I miss you. Why aren't you home yet? :(

justlikeporcelain:

blainewarblerdapperson:

TEXT: I’ll be home soon. <3

TEXT: Oh?

TEXT: Kurt, I’m at the library.

justlikeporcelain:
TEXT: I miss you. Why aren't you home yet? :(

justlikeporcelain:

blainewarblerdapperson:

TEXT: I’ll be home soon. <3

TEXT: But it tastes good.

TEXT: You should lick it off my lap.

TEXT: Oh

ICF